ZT-[精品文摘]-女人对男人的一些了解

浪子张

Females say that.....

　　men are hard to please

　　男人很难取悦!!


　　the problems with guys:

　　男人的问题是：

　　if u treat him nicely, he says u are in love with him;

　　如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．

　　if u don\'t, he says u are proud.

　　对他不好，他说妳骄傲．

　　if u dress nicely, he says u are trying to lure him;

　　如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．

　　if u don\'t, he says u are from kampong.

　　如果不，他说妳是乡下来的

　　if u argue with him, he says u are stubborn;

　　如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执

　　if u keep quiet, he says u have no brains.

　　如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！

　　if u are smarter than him, he\'ll lose face;

　　如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明

　　if he\'s smarter than u, he is great.

　　如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！

　　if u don\'t love him, he tries to possess u;

　　如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳

　　if u love him, he will try to leave u.(very true huh?)

　　如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．

　　if u don\'t make love with him., he says u don\'t love him;

　　如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他

　　if u do!! he says u are cheap.

　　如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！

　　if u tell him your problem, he says u are troublesome;

　　如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦

　　if u don\'t, he says that u don\'t trust him.

　　如果不，他说妳不信任他

　　if u scold him, u are like a nanny to him;

　　如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈

　　if he scolds u, it is because he cares for u.

　　如果他骂妳，是表示他\"关心\"妳

　　if u break your promise, u cannot be trusted;

　　如果你不守承诺，你就是没有信用

　　if he breaks his,he is forced to do so.

　　如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的

　　if u smoke, u are bad girl;

　　如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩

　　if he smokes, he is gentleman.

　　如果他吸烟，他是绅士

　　if u do well in your exams, he says it\'s luck;

　　如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气

　　if he does well, it\'s brains.

　　如果他考得好，他说是实力！

　　if u hurt him, u are cruel;

　　如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍

　　if he hurts u, u are too sensitive!!

　　如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！

　　so hard to please!!!!!

　　if u send this to guys, they will swear that it\'s not true.......

　　如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．

　　but if u don\'t they say u are selfish.....

　　如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．

bobobatchen

谢谢指教。